Peeing without an audience
Finishing a meal in one sitting
Eating/drinking something at the desired temperature
Not having to take my boobs out in public
Leaving the house in under thirty minutes
Watching an “adult” movie (be it raunchy or scary) before 8pm
Staying up past midnight without being a monster the next day
Driving past McDonald’s without screams from the backseat
Uneventful and quick trips to the grocery store
Singing along with the radio without a backseat critic – who made him Simon Cowell anyway?
Shaving my legs more than once every few weeks
Keeping my glasses fingerprint free all day
Getting 5+ hours of sleep during two or more consecutive evenings
Sleeping in on Saturdays
Using an alarm clock
Being addressed by my first name
Cleaning the house and having more than two seconds to admire the handiwork
Date night
Personal hygiene (some days are better than others)
Quiet
But I still wouldn’t trade my munchkins for anything. 🙂